FEINT~

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"You'll get yours, you little brat~"

He dodged to the left, jumping off his geta, landing onto his hand holding his frame up by his feeble-looking hand. He bent his arm, landing onto his back all the while spinning, shooting his wooden geta into the abdomen of the men surrounding. His dusty brown hair flopped about, following him through. Pushing his back upward, he slammed his feet into the dry dirt, smirking. He looked around himself, noting three Kayaku Yakuza swordsmen on the ground.

"Hohohoho~ Chōmi wins again!" the young boy shouted, pumping his fists into the air. Next to him, a panda just about his height sat, nippling on a strip of bamboo.

"Mhm. Ya shuuuuuurrrr did whinnnnnn." the panda said, smirking at Chōmi from behind the green shoot. Chōmi shrugged it off, peering at the black and white mammoth of being through his circular shades.

"There he is!!" shouted a scrawny man bearing a katana.

"Hmph..." Chōmi sounded peaking over his shoulder with a cocky smile donning his face. Quickly, the panda which sat on the ground made a break toward the large crowd of yakuza. Chōmi followed, catching up to the black and white creature rather easily. He jumped onto the panda's back, jumping once more over the crowd. As he landed into the street, he stuck his tongue out, taunting the men over his shoulder. Of course, they were already in pursuit. At least the ones that the panda didn't throw to the ground.

"Hurry up, Opku!" Chōmi screamed as he broke out full speed through the streets. He had to use a fair amount of effort to avoid the countless pedestrians and rickshaw that lined the busy intersections. Where he did this, Opku knocked things out his way. The Yakuza followed the path that he crafted with his brawny arms.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck~" Chōmi moaned, shooting his feet in front of himself, slowing himself down while pushing a cloud of dust into the air. Now, he and Opku were back to back. Opku stood in an unorthodox martial art stance while Chōmi wielded two blades, one to each hand. "... Shuda been quicker, 'eh?"

"I gesssh shhhhho." Opku said rather merrily as he chewed on the shoot of bamboo in his mouth.

"CHARGE!" they shouted.